EAT CROW

It twas the night before Christmas,
And as it begin,
Santa has stumbled into my house again,
"Ho Ho hi" he said with a slur,
His eyes were blood shot and his thoughts were a blur,
He reeked of Cheap whiskey
how he got here he couldn't remember,
But it was as clear as day Santa was on a bender,
"Santa are you ok has there been a disaster?"
He said "screw it this night I'm gonna do me to hell with the little bastards!"
"the meanings all gone they only care for the possession,"
"Do you think that they care we're in a recession?"
"So tonight were going out everything's on me,"
And every club we walked into we went straight to VIP,
At around 11:30pm it seemed that Santa was draggin,
But then he pulled out a vial of coke and took a bump he was definitely off the wagon,
The night was dragging on and Santa was coked out and looking for fun?
So right in the middle of the club on a table he laid down a gun?
He opened up the revolver put a bullet one bullet in and closed it with a flick,
He put the barrel to his head pulled the trigger it went click,
Just then a bouncer walk up "Come on Santa you gotta go!"
Santa looked up with he's red eyes "but I haven't even finished my blow!"
I started to noticed more bouncers gathered around,
And then I heard a gun shot and saw a bouncer on the ground.
Santa stood on a stool shouted "come get me I'm reloadin,
A grabbed Santa "I think it's time we start going!
We made a break for the door santas sled was out side,
Santa beat me to the reins and shouted "Come Jeff lets ride!"
We flew off into the night and with gun shots from behind,
And as Santa fired back he yelled " Now this is what I call a good time!"
He dropped me off at my house,
He says "we gotta do this again I has fun"
"But I'm gonna have to ask you a favor gonna need you hid this gun!"
So that was my night with Santa well I was with Santa on crack,
And he told to keep my mouth shut he didn't want to have to come back!


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