Saturday, December 31, 2011

X-Mas party

We had our christmas party Thursday night at Kevin T's house. It was a killer time full of Mexican food, nip slips, brain hanging, togas, Swazi pong, late night burn outs and whiskey. Thanks to those that came and made it a great time.























Is he flexing?

Murphy's Hotel hydration station

new foot cushions

After the shake down ride problem number one has to be addressed. Shitty placed pegs have given way to these double wides. just gotta fab up the back mounts.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Fishing.

We went fishing out of Frisco today. Did a crab cod combo. That shit was too much fun I caught my limit on cod and a few crab too boot. I am so tired and full of beer and crab...
Fuck yes!!!!


This is the golden gate at dusk. It was too nice

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Itchy!

Christmas crabs. Worst I have ever had them. This one seemed big!



It twas the night before Christmas,
And as it begin,
Santa has stumbled into my house again,
"Ho Ho hi" he said with a slur,
His eyes were blood shot and his thoughts were a blur,
He reeked of Cheap whiskey
how he got here he couldn't remember,
But it was as clear as day Santa was on a bender,
"Santa are you ok has there been a disaster?"
He said "screw it this night I'm gonna do me to hell with the little bastards!"
"the meanings all gone they only care for the possession,"
"Do you think that they care we're in a recession?"
"So tonight were going out everything's on me,"
And every club we walked into we went straight to VIP,
At around 11:30pm it seemed that Santa was draggin,
But then he pulled out a vial of coke and took a bump he was definitely off the wagon,
The night was dragging on and Santa was coked out and looking for fun?
So right in the middle of the club on a table he laid down a gun?
He opened up the revolver put a bullet one bullet in and closed it with a flick,
He put the barrel to his head pulled the trigger it went click,
Just then a bouncer walk up "Come on Santa you gotta go!"
Santa looked up with he's red eyes "but I haven't even finished my blow!"
I started to noticed more bouncers gathered around,
And then I heard a gun shot and saw a bouncer on the ground.
Santa stood on a stool shouted "come get me I'm reloadin,
A grabbed Santa "I think it's time we start going!
We made a break for the door santas sled was out side,
Santa beat me to the reins and shouted "Come Jeff lets ride!"
We flew off into the night and with gun shots from behind,
And as Santa fired back he yelled " Now this is what I call a good time!"
He dropped me off at my house,
He says "we gotta do this again I has fun"
"But I'm gonna have to ask you a favor gonna need you hid this gun!"
So that was my night with Santa well I was with Santa on crack,
And he told to keep my mouth shut he didn't want to have to come back!


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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Save a biker...

Kill a deer!!!! I cut the ear off the deer Garcia hit and my old man found a deer with an arrow sticking out of his gut so my count was up to three. So I made these key chains out of them. I would like to do more of them if I could get more ears so keep your eyes peeled gents. Harvest those fuckers and bring them to me.






Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Huevos


There are rides in your life that test your timber. this day was one of those rides. it seemed like a beautiful day when we left home. by the time we hit Manteca we hit 40 degree fog were all thinking "fuck this" luckily Larson has giant balls and a shysters tongue. 5 min later we hit blue skies and nice weather. what could have been the shittiest ride ever turned out to be a high speed, lane splitting, super sketchy good time. im glad that no one pussed out and it just goes to show what kind of friends we are and have to say "FUCK IT!!! YOUR NOT GOING ALONE"!!! Way to rally dudes. i had a fucking BLAST!!!!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Who would have known...

...That internal combustion engines like to have oil running through them @ 85mph. Ended up roaching the pistons, hopefully can save the jugs. Looking at a few things I am pretty sure that the oil pump decided to go on vacation during the ride to the hoover dam. At least its winter so I can really get down and dirty on this thing. Hopefully I can have this baby running like a raped ape come next summer.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Fuck The Police!!!

I really wish I was a bad ass and could say I did this illeaglly, BUT we were on the hoover damn, Arizona side, so I got away scott free....Some day.....Some Day

Kevin T 's Panhead


there are so many things i love about this bike. not only is it fun as hell to ride but its fun to ride next to. thanks for letting me cruise the dyna while the nail was out of commission Kevin T

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Fall riding




Going to the big O for a panhead shake down


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Friday, December 2, 2011