An ADB Christmas

It was the night before Christmas,

And I was having a snooze,

Because it was 3a.m and I had drank to much booze,

Then something awoke me and I thought it was snores,

But I looked in my bed and there was three sleeping whores,

So I went to the window to see what I could see,

And there the all were the members of the ADB,

There bikes all roaring no patches on they're back,

And thats when I saw Santa at the head of the pack,

So I threw on my clothes and I ran outside,

Because this could only mean one thing Santa needed a protection ride,

A ride at this time of night we must be insane,

But as I started my bike Santa gave me a bump of cocaine,

So off we rode from city to city,

And in every town the women showed us there titties,

We partied for days until there was nothing left,

We had drank all our booze and snorted all our meth,

Santa said "I should go if I want to make it home by night!"

So we padded him on the back and gave him our last Tecate Light,

So this was the best holidays I can say by far,

But the next time I do heroin with Santa I'm staying away from the Black tar!!!!

Merry ADB Christmas,

Brother Pease